Me: Do you need any help this morning?
9 Year Old: No.
Me: Do you want any breakfast?
9 Year Old: I said no!
Me: Do you want pancakes?
9 Year Old: NO!
9 Year Old: I don’t like big pancakes.
Me: I only made big ones.
9 Year Old: Only small ones taste good.
Me: Well, I only made big ones.
9 Year Old: They look bad.
9 Year Old: I’ll have a big pancake I guess. But I want a big plate, not a kid’s plate.
9 Year Old: It was okay. But the big ones aren’t as good.
9 Year Old: Can you make pancakes next time?
Austin Rich 