It’s raining so much and I love it.

Happy Birthday you weirdo.

I didn’t mean to, but I accidentally got a job again. The Office Detective has found a new paychec- I mean, office.

Summer Sweater: n.

The sweater you pack and take with you to wear inside buildings that have extremely cold AC.

You are so cool.

For reals.

I keep forgetting that Burger King is still a thing.

It was hot, and Marla got sick, and we were one Elephant Ear short of a perfect day at the fair, but at least we got some amazing photos.

And the chair ride was fun.

Fair-ready.

Fair-ready.

Zing.

Edited my next episode of Mid-Valley Mutations, saw George this morning, and had a very productive meeting at KMUZ coming up with ideas to help local radio. Thanks everyone who showed up and helped, too. Now it’s time for an afternoon housewarming party, and planning our State Fair tactics for when we go tomorrow.

Not a bad weekend, so far.

KMUZ is heating up, and Mid-Valley Mutations is about to start at 10, Sharp. But wait: I’m on vacation. So who’s this chap running the show?

All of this adulting recently is not sitting well with me.

What a fuckin’ week, huh?

My favorite girls: Feyd Rautha & Marla Pemberton Rich.

The Best Wife Award goes to: Marla.

I love you so much. Thanks.

And to close: a very fun and rewarding conversation with Entresol & Entrail for an upcoming broadcast. It’s been an up and down day, but it’s nice to know that there are other cool artists out there doing interesting things.

Now playing. I think I’m gonna love my new Walkman. My radio show just got louder.

A good thing that happened: the Walkman Marla ordered arrived. Now I can finally listen to all the tapes people keep sending me. I know, I know. How hipster. Well, whatever. My old punk tapes sound great.

I love you.

Please remember that.

Please, tell me a joke.

I could use a laugh.

And I think you could, too.

I’m finally caught up with my podcasts through to January of 2016.

Two old guys, one view.

But go ahead. Keep scrolling, by all means.

If we knew then what we know now.
http://nymag.com/scienceofus/2016/08/the-sugar-high-is-actually-just-a-parenting-myth.html

Happy Lovecraft’s Birthday, all you unthinkable and unknowable creatures from a madness inducing realm.

Feral rabbits out frolicking last night.

Red Vines are just part of the Mid-Valley Mutations equation on KMUZ. Tune in, 10 PM Sharp for… Guyve.

[insert cell phone service] is the worst.

It’s too hot to do much tonight. Instead, tune into KMUZ, and listen to live music with Guyve, on Mid-Valley Mutations. 10 PM, Sharp!

Hooray.

A first strike against capitalism.

I’ve got plans within plans.

And debts within debts.

“Public fliers become entirely duo-chromatic as every DJ, Goth Band, Hipster and New Waver adopts the ‘Stranger Things’ font for all foreseeable public events.”

Nothing to see.

Move along.

Employ me.

Job interview today.

Uhm… Wow.
http://nymag.com/thecut/2014/10/ranking-of-all-117-sweaters-seen-on-twin-peaks.html

George and I, getting some sun.

I’ve never been to Chicago. I’ll be spending a week there.

For fun.

What should I do?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago

The worst part about admitting that you made a mistake is everything.

Super good day recording for this Friday’s show. Feeling pretty upbeat, and happy to know such awesome creative people. Special thanks to Morty Pemberton, Cam Reinlasoder, Tom Foolery & Justin for making some excellent tunes & photos. Tune in Friday at 10 PM Sharp to hear the results.

What’s this?

Played D&D today for the first time in ages. It was super fun. Shoutout to my new DM, Angela. This is gonna rule.

Can’t wait for round two. Martin Gnoll forever!

Happy happy.

I’m having a very difficult time believing that I will ever be able to say, “two tickets for ‘Sausage Party’,” the way it is apparently said with confidence by so many people today.

At this point, Hulu, I will never try that stupid apple ale you always show ads for.

Good job, Hulu. What else will I never buy, thanks to you?

Oh: Trek Fast, Trek Furious was pretty good.

For a movie about how if people unite around a communist cause to make the world a better place they can defeat some dude who prefers the days when we were at war.

Happy Birthday, you old weirdo.

It wasn’t hot enough in my house.

On this day, 25 years ago today, “Mr. Bungle” was released to the world.

15 minutes ’til. KMUZ. Mid-Valley Mutations. Aldo Calrissian. Let’s do this.

Thai food making me strong for making radio tonight. On KMUZ: Mid-Valley Mutations brings on Aldo Calrissian to play our favorite tunes. 10 PM Sharp.

Nerductive: nervousness covered by trying to be productive.

If I have a second cup of coffee, I’ll be twice as productive / nervous.

Wait, what?
https://bit.ly/2b5dJ3f

Today’s Positive Vibe: I will stop saying things that undercut my own value, either physically, mentally or emotionally.

Largely because it’s a hipster trope now, and that’s so 2004.

Date night.

The first seven numbers:

1.) One
2.) Two
3.) Four
4.) Six
5.) Three
6.) Five
7.) Seven

“Oh, and a bag of poids, too.”

Ha ha. FacePlace reminded me of this post, but refused to let me share it. I can only assume that our Insectoid Masters are trying to silence Kiisu Dsalyss.

I am Walking The Cow.

Hi.

How Are You?

Tonight,
We are old;
So let’s sit in the recliner
And turn up the TV louder
Than my son…

I love you Marla.

to Facebrag. v.

Posting about all the things you’ve been doing to appear busy.

“He’s always Facebragging about his housework during the day.”

“You totally Facebragged about that yesterday.”

Beef stew, lawn care, George-sitting, baby-sitting, house-cleaning.

I’m fuckin’ beat.

That cartoon that taught children that poor artists deserve jail time for wanting a better world.

We’re both up to no good.

She loves her flip phone.

Set the controls for the heart of the binary yolk.

I want you to be happy.

But I’ll settle for your honest friendship any day of the week.

I knew it was a secret Spinal Tap reference.

I’m doing pretty good at Pokemon Go, so I’ve got that going for me.

Today, on Geekly-Update: it’s a veritable grab bag of topics and subjects as we catch up with what has been going on in the week of geek. Participants in KCRW’s 4th Annual 24-Hour Radio Race will report on how they did, and even play a segment from their work. Then we’ll discuss Sleep Hygiene, The Suicide Squad movie (and morality in Comic Book films), and in all likelihood, many other topics along the way. Join us at 2 PM for a full panel and plenty to talk about.

Wait a minute: why don’t we start a church of Lemmy on Sundays? Like there’s anything worth while we could be doing.

Curse you, FB.

It’s Saturday night.

So you know I’m at home online watching all of my friends posts scroll by.

Sure, I’ll have another drink, Harvey.

In this very special KPSU broadcast, we get a wonderful conversation and a slice of history. DJ Victrola (Vicky Mazzone) & DJ Rachelle speak with KPSU founders Don Nasca & Brian Korver. This is a rare broadcast that is well worth checking out if you are curious about the station, and where it is now. Enjoy!
https://guitarshopvictrola.wordpress.com/2016/08/05/don-nasca-and-brian-korver-talk-kpsu-history-w-dj-victrola-rachelle/

George and I showing off our ink.

My “Some Like It Hot” / “Frozen” fan fiction is coming along nicely.

However, early reviews are reporting that the story is “lukewarm” at best.

Homemade breakfast sandos.

Getting ready to go live on KMUZ with Mid-Valley Mutations. 10 PM sharp! Experimental gems and modernist art overviews. Tune in, please?

Workin’ out outside.

If it helps: I was responsible for all the deleted e-mails, the DNC kerfuffle, and Benghazi.

If it helps, please: blame me.

Star Trek: TOS marathon, day six.

I love you too much to put you through this election cycle.

I have a question: How would you feel if journalists and armchair detectives decided to go through every part of your life, and held you to everything you’ve ever said and did?

Now, imagine all of that stuff distilled down to a status update or a meme, being spread around and talked about by everyone, all across the country.

How would you fare? Would you be held up as an example of a good American? Would your political alignment match up with your behavior and everything you’ve ever said? How would you do if that was your daily reality?

This is what I think about when I think about this election cycle.

For the second time recently I’ve submitted art for the possible inclusion in a larger presentation. No word or anything, and who knows.

It’s weird. I’m nervous. But I like it.

I just don’t know.

Yep.

Is that flame coming from some sort of Bunsen burner? And if so, what kind of games are they talking about? Is this a chemistry version of The Olympics, and how come I didn’t know about it sooner?

Live a little be a gypsy, get around
Get your feet up off the ground
Live a little, get around
Live a little be a gypsy, get around
Get your feet up off the ground
Live a little, get around

A little video I made of the Periscope I did with Xiphoid Process a while back.